2007 All-Superficial Basketball Teams

All-Hair
Captain: Warren Carter (Illinois) (unanimous)

Steven Hill (Arkansas)

Jamaal Tatum (SIU)

Robin Lopez (Stanford)

Tim Doyle (Northwestern)

Honorable Mention:
Raymond Sykes (Clemson)


All-Name
Idong Ibok (MSU)

Vaidotas Vokus (Missouri)

Karolis Petrukonis (Clemson)


The ‘Tom Coverdale’ Red-headed Stepchild Team:
Matt Kleinmann (Kansas)

Drew Naymick (MSU)

David Pendergraft (Gonzaga)


You Look Stupid. Period. Team:
Jon Scheyer (Duke) (Really, Jon? It’s like you take your inspiration from John Mayer doing “Your Body is a Wonderland” on stage.)

I’m sure I could have come up with more for this team, but I just was lazy. And, really, Scheyer deserves to be mocked all by himself.

All-Hot Coaches:
Anthony Grant (Virginia Commonwealth)

Jay Wright (Villanova)

Billy Gillispie (Texas A&M) (mostly because it seems that ESPN has dubbed him the most eligible bachelor in college basketball)

Nate Mast (Kansas) (simply for the hilarity factor & hometown favorite)


And a couple bonuses I didn't post anywhere else. :D
Celebrity Lookalikes:
IJKA = Christian Moody (Kansas)

Chris Rock = Kammron Taylor (Wisconsin) (of course)